Hellooooo, Blogspot.

"Okay, well, they want funny."

"I can do funny!"

"They want witty-- but not smart-alecky. There's a fine distinction, and nobody likes the latter."

"Sure, sure, I can do that. Not so bad, so far."

"They want something they can relate with--"

"No problem!"

"--someone they can relate to..."

"Naturally!"

"And they want consistent updates."

"...oh."

Hi, blog! I'll do my best. Cheers!

~Willow~